well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
sex in a hospital.. check
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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