Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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