Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Randomize
