my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
We named our party play list daddy issues
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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