We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Randomize
