Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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