Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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