dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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