Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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