I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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