well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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