it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
two words...techno handjob
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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