I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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