i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
