I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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