I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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