I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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