Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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