For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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