He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I have aggressive nipples.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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