Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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