Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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