windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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