Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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