I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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