the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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