I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
