She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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