I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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