So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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