as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm sobbing to NWA
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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