You surviving the open bar?
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So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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