Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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