Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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