Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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