when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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