i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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