I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Randomize
