We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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