Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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