he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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