There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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