He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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