the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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