covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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