no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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