in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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