Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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