Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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