the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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