She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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