Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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