Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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