I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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