Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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