Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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