i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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