let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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