Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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