dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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